Richard Valenzuela and His Flying Guitar - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL he spelled it out one

he spelled it out one letter at a time like a burnout Confucius dropping wisdom in a parking lot

Pee-wee's galactic outlaw origin story started with a stolen bicycle and zero shame

Choosing fried potatoes over human conflict is the most rational philosophical position anyone has taken this century

Smaller white sans-serif text below reads "3730 CRENSHAW BLVD

Richard Valenzuela and His Flying Guitar - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL he spelled it out oneRitchie hadn't earned his stage name yet, just a kid billing himself by his birth certificate and a guitar with wings. American Legion halls weren't ready for that. Inspired by La Bamba. The Details: Bold red block text reads "RICHARD VALENZUELA" above white script reading "and his." A blue electric guitar flanked by golden yellow wings with red striping sits between blue text reading "FLYING" and "GUITAR!" Below, yellow text reads "SATURDAY JAN 18,