I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL I'm no dummy

I'm no dummy

holding a baseball bat

Concentric circular badge in golden-tan and white ink contains curved uppercase text reading "HUTCHINSON ELKS BASEBALL CLUB" along the outer ring

and four-pointed sparkles

I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL I'm no dummyCracking a beer surrounded by stars like it's a government seal makes day drinking look like a branch of the military. Nobody's ever lost an argument that starts with "I'm not drunk, I'm patriotic" on the Fourth of July. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "I'M NOT DRUNK" above a white illustration of a hand cracking open a beer can, surrounded by scattered white stars in varying sizes forming a circular arrangement. Curved