Westview Skateland - Columbus, OH - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL Chunky yellow retro text reads

Chunky yellow retro text reads "I DON'T ROLL ON" above a cartoon portrait of Walter Sobchak's scowling face wearing yellow-tinted aviator sunglasses

Parking the Pork Chop Express out front should have been the first red flag

a severed toe

Bold red slab-serif text below reads "BENNETT STEAM

Westview Skateland - Columbus, OH - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL Chunky yellow retro text readsRoller skating in a sport coat is the 1950s equivalent of wearing a blazer to a pool party. Westview Skateland listed a seven digit phone number because strangers were just neighbors you hadn't square danced with yet. The Details: Barrel shaped red and cream border with curved red script reading "Roller Skating" at the top and "A BARREL O' FUN" in red block letters below, with a small "~CHICAGO~" stamp at upper right. A 1950s hand drawn illustration