Oh Look - Unisex Tank Top Size:3XL White arched text above reads

White arched text above reads "I SKIED THE K-12" over a circular emblem split diagonally into light blue and white halves

Wisps of cream smoke curl upward from the pipe

Distressed orange text reads "507 FEET" above larger orange block lettering reading "SWING AWAY" flanking a halftone portrait of Merrill Hess surrounded by crop circle glyphs

Arched golden-tan western text reads "IT AIN'T DYIN'" and "I'M TALKIN' ABOUT" curving above a distressed duotone portrait

Oh Look - Unisex Tank Top Size:3XL White arched text above readsBinoculars guy scanned the entire horizon with military precision, and the results are conclusive. Nobody, anywhere, at any distance, gives a shit. The Details: Distressed white arched text reads "OH LOOK!" with "NOBODY GIVES A SHIT" curving beneath it in smaller block letters. Below, a 1950s clip art style illustration in white depicts a square jawed man in a collared shirt peering through binoculars, rendered from the chest up with clean linework.